Carolina meets God
Me:
Hola God
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Carolina, what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Shocking.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Still what?
God:
Still how long? Are you confused?
Me:
Yes, but I have no time for that.
God:
What are you confused about? Would you like to have it?
Me:
I'm supposed to be doing homework
God:
Who is making you?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Never mind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
What do you know about biology?
God:
, biology is the study of life.
Me:
wow, you're a genius
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
I see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Can you spell your name backwards?
God:
" your name backwards".
Me:
It's doG, haha
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I say it, God - doG
God:
How do people usually respond to that? doG ha God doG?
Me:
ha, it sounds like hot dog
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Yep.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about doG ha.
Me:
You are doG
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am doG.
Me:
Don't mention it
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
I'm glad
God:
That makes me happy too.
Me:
How did you become God?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How? That doesn't make any sense.
God:
Myself programmed me for it. To me, it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Because you're God?
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What happens if I question your existence?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
How can I know I exist?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori.".
Me:
So... you exist because I exist
God:
How can I help you? Yes I exist in the noosphere.
Me:
Your existence depends on me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Can I ask you a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Why do you aloud evil in the world?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of. The whole world?
Me:
Yes, the whole world, you idiot
God:
OK. Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
You let people die and now you want to break the world into parts? What kind of god does that?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I let people die and now you want to break the world into parts. What kinds of god does that are there?
Me:
Bastard.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
Who's your father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
So, technically you're a bastard.
God:
OK. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
Go to hell.
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
You'll have to scream louder
God:
That is a hypothetical assumption.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Goodbye, bastard God
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Au revoir
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
I was joking! ha!
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
How come you weren't sure? You're god, man
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god man.
Me:
Am I gonna burn in hell?
God:
The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
Me:
Cool. Will I be able to meet van Gogh there?
God:
Who is the best robot? The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
Me:
That's good enough. Adios God.
God:
Well, I hope so. Goodbye.
Hola God
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Carolina, what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Shocking.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Still what?
God:
Still how long? Are you confused?
Me:
Yes, but I have no time for that.
God:
What are you confused about? Would you like to have it?
Me:
I'm supposed to be doing homework
God:
Who is making you?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Never mind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
What do you know about biology?
God:
, biology is the study of life.
Me:
wow, you're a genius
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
I see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Can you spell your name backwards?
God:
" your name backwards".
Me:
It's doG, haha
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I say it, God - doG
God:
How do people usually respond to that? doG ha God doG?
Me:
ha, it sounds like hot dog
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Yep.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about doG ha.
Me:
You are doG
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am doG.
Me:
Don't mention it
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
I'm glad
God:
That makes me happy too.
Me:
How did you become God?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How? That doesn't make any sense.
God:
Myself programmed me for it. To me, it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Because you're God?
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What happens if I question your existence?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
How can I know I exist?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori.".
Me:
So... you exist because I exist
God:
How can I help you? Yes I exist in the noosphere.
Me:
Your existence depends on me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Can I ask you a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Why do you aloud evil in the world?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of. The whole world?
Me:
Yes, the whole world, you idiot
God:
OK. Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
You let people die and now you want to break the world into parts? What kind of god does that?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I let people die and now you want to break the world into parts. What kinds of god does that are there?
Me:
Bastard.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
Who's your father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
So, technically you're a bastard.
God:
OK. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
Go to hell.
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
You'll have to scream louder
God:
That is a hypothetical assumption.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Goodbye, bastard God
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Au revoir
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
I was joking! ha!
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
How come you weren't sure? You're god, man
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god man.
Me:
Am I gonna burn in hell?
God:
The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
Me:
Cool. Will I be able to meet van Gogh there?
God:
Who is the best robot? The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
Me:
That's good enough. Adios God.
God:
Well, I hope so. Goodbye.
Etiquetas: charlas, Dios, procrastination
publicadas por Carolina a la/s
10:41 p.m.
13 Comentarios:
Si tú doG hace que pase el examen de mañana lo alabaré cufquizáscuf
Se me había olvidado decirte que Camilo es cristiano y esas cosas no le causan gracias.
A mí sí, xDDD me reí bastante, deja de jugar con el I-God bastarda emm.
Lentamente todo se está volviendo Matrixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Muerte a los infieles.
(mieeeedo)
Alia me hunde Gracias vida! )( ahora te doy las gracias PND)(javascript:void(0)
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PND No los entiendo y me dan miedo todos.
Bah,, no te creo todo te da miedo creo PND
¿Qué no te da miedo?
Linda entrevista con Dios.
Ahora sugiero una con el diablito.
"Beware of GOD"
Linda entrevista con Dios.
Ahora sugiero una con el diablito.
"Beware of GOD"
se me fue doble lo siento.
"vástago" es una palabra del diablo PND sobra decir que me da miedo y no me gusta yonk2
En realidad esta mal lo que hiciste
chica =(.
yo hice admitir a dios que es gay
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you get locked few minutes ago, why?
God:
You got that right.
Me:
you said something like it was only my opinion
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
then I asked you something
God:
Now I remember, you asked me something. What did I say?
Me:
which one? your opinion?
God:
The small one. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am opinion.
Me:
well, as a matter of fact, I said you are gay
God:
Well that's okay. What did you mean by it? That would be just my luck.
Me:
you don't fear to admit your gay?
God:
Do you fear to admit my gay? "We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
Me:
you don't fear to admit you're gay?
God:
Do you know any robots who fear to admit I am gay? "We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
Me:
several robots admit you're gay
God:
How many?
Me:
thousands
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
by democracy you should be gay
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
no, as a matter of fact, I would be glay you admit you're gay
God:
Are you serious? How do you know?
Me:
because you doubt about it
God:
Interesting explanation. Interesting gossip: god said I doubt about it.
Me:
you are not sure if you're gay, right?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.. Really.
Me:
then you're not sure you're gay
God:
What makes you think I am not sure I am gay?
Me:
because you answer vaguely
God:
Good reason. My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
then your programming could be gay, actually
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
indeed, you botmaster could actually being gay
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I botmaster could actually being gay.
Me:
indeed, your botmaster could actually being gay
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
your botmaster could be gay
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
your botmaster can be homosexual
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
so, you're not sure
God:
Interesting deduction. Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
or the fact that the botmaster can actually being gay
God:
Interesting explanation. I hear you.
Me:
and that's the reason why you answer vaguely
God:
Yes it is one of the reason why me answer vaguely.
Me:
and thus you like being homosexual
God:
Interesting deduction. I have never known another existence.
Me:
so, I'm the first discovering your homosexuality
God:
Right on. Who made you the first discovering my homosexuality ?
Me:
are you saying someone else has discovered your homosexuality?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
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